Saturday, June 30, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
The awkward moment:
when your telling a story and you realize nobodys listening so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything ...(:
10 funny things to while in a public restroom! :
1. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
2. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
3. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
4.Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.....
5.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
6.Say "Oops.... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
7.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
8.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
9.Put itching powder on the toilet seats
10.Make sounds as if your constipated.
Quote Of The day !! :
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."
-Hellen Keller
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
hair tip of the day ! :
summer 2012
Summer is NOT about getting drunk or getting high, summer is all about having fun, swimming,staying up late,and meeting hot guys/girls ...so don't just sit around and let your summer fly by do something with it !! #YOLO !
Tips to stay beautiful #2:
This summer Dont just lay around and eat everything in sight ,go out and get some exercise every once and awhile !!(:
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