10 funny things to while in a public restroom! :

1. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 2. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 3. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 4.Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl..... 5.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?" 6.Say "Oops.... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls. 7.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy.... 8.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects). 9.Put itching powder on the toilet seats 10.Make sounds as if your constipated.